I'll just pretend I understood it, like everyone else.

I think whenever anyone thinks assholes and Penn State, they think something different entirely.

Sure - we prefer to be obstinate assholes about our name instead of obstinate assholes about institutionalized child molestation scandals. Gotta pick something.

"they are the sons and daughters of Thomas Jefferson"

UVa alums have a long history of being total, total dickheads. Shortly after it was founded, because of the gambling and the rioting and the proclivity of the gentlemanly blueblooded cavaliers who attended the school to ride around on horseback firing rifles on the quad, Thomas Jefferson, the school's founder,…

real lunch pail kind of guys

on the contrary... the comments are flashy and the backdrop to this page looks pretty scrappy to me

You were beaten by a bunch of scrappy gym rats. It's all about hustle, Longbow.

Here in the comment section, we find nothing to be racist.

I need to brush up on my fundamentals.

No inb4, you lost. lazy, but talented.

There's a lot of high IQ scrappy players on the floor right now.

This is an gritty, intelligent, well-thought-out column, Greg.

"You really don't see that type of player at Oregon."

uh... He's just marking the spot from which the ball will be played when the match resumes

It would be way funnier if the player did what the headline said he did.

He was saying it as a negative. It's great but lack diversity. he addressed it on his show as well. This is clickbait and DS is better this.

Responsible reptile keepers don't live in Florida. The responsible response to living in Florida is to move somewhere that isn't Florida.

Or add a small, remotely controlled detonator and a blob of C4 to those radio transmitters. Release rabbits. Wait for rabbits to be eaten. Boom.

So I take that importing python eating gorillas is out of the question?