I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Seriously. It’s like:

Hi!

C’mon Dave, that’s a damned lie.

No, one didn’t. 

A cop killed my aunt. Why would I want to help these people who are breaking our laws and violating our own citizens rights? What good is anyone doing by helping people who are breaking our laws avoid capture? How absolutely disgusting that people who have zero clue about the pain this all causes. Shameful and…

an actual american killed my grandpa, why should i be okay with citizens living here, they must all be terrible because of my anecdote!

Lol, a brief reenactment

Yes, unlike the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, NCAA, and Pro Tennis circuits, which are all proletarian exercises in egalitarianism, appealing first and foremost to the poor person in all of us sitting in the Poverty Suites at our publicly funded stadiums and arenas.

You’ve clearly never played golf on a municipal course. Far more blue-collar workers playing golf than rich people.

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

This dude looks like if a dick and a thumb had a baby.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

I was looking for this comment. This is a fucking life or death emergency for millions of Americans (not even to mention immigrants) and THESE excuses are valid? 

I find it extremely hard to believe that in the age of the internet, one cannot find the information they need to figure out how to vote and whom to vote for. If you can swipe this way and that to find someone to bone, or spend hours a day with your head in your phone (even while driving) to see what’s going on in…

I really hope someone from the Root utterly tears this article apart, because this is a great example of white privilege.

Shut the fuck up.