Last week I went through the metal detector at the court house and the guard handed me my stuff and said, “There ya go, maestro.”

Based on that photo, you really buried the lede.

I’m surprised that blonde lady sitting right next to the cup didn’t see it.

If Sanders keeps this up, she won’t have a leg to stand on. I mean, heads are going to roll. I’d give an arm and a leg to hear what Trump says about this. She’s really cutting off her nose to spite her face. Is she really going to pick this hill to die on?

If Sanders keeps this up, she won’t have a leg to stand on. I mean, heads are going to roll. I’d give an arm and a leg to hear what Trump says about this. She’s really cutting off her nose to spite her face. Is she really going to pick this hill to die on?

If we just gave more guns to Muslims, this wouldn’t happen.

http://www.throwashoeatbush.com/

Making America Kill Itself Again

Uh, think you spelled Florida wrong.

Concurrent headlines at the NYT:

I had to google her but now it makes sense.

And the obvious John Sterling HR call for when the Yankees inevitably acquire him:

And outran the batter to first.

I don’t understand. You’d think someone named Trannie Logger would have more empathy for the marginalized.

How about a giant fuck-you to Senate Republicans for successfully stealing a Supreme Court appointment from Obama

yet another case of voter fraud. if only you’d been required to show photo ID, this couldn’t have hap—oh never mind.