This is fucking fantastic.

David. You’re a good guy. May the spirit of Barney Roos keep you and protect you on all your future Toledo fueled endeavors...

Christ, man. I’m legitimately sad for you. Approaching life with a purely transactional perspective is going to leave you awfully disappointed at the end.

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

I reached my limit of grief porn months ago.

*Waiting for the white tears to flow from twitter*

Damn, that last sentence.

Isn’t it amazing how many people think and act as if 1965 was THOUSANDS of years ago?

“You play a kids game for a living.”

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

This is now my favorite car owned by a Jalopnik writer.

While much of it sounds horrific, there’s nothing wrong with a little naked wrestling amongst pals. Who hasn’t, when boredom strikes, asked a friend, “Hey lets strip naked and roll around the floor together,” I’d guess 99% of college roommates do it regularly.

please, he’s one of the most genuine people in Washington. granted that’s a low bar, but he’d clear even the highest bars of that measure.

You sound hurt.

Feel better now?

Well, if you consider the stark income equality and racial segregation, there practically are two different Chicagos, but that’s not what you meant.

Setright, Manney, Davis. Now Yates. Dammit.

Fuck Alzheimer’s.

Other than in the locker room at school, I can’t think of the last time I undressed in a public bathroom.