Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

first degree murder

That’s a troubled bridge over water.

When I saw the news I genuinely thought, “Man, I hope Felix writes about him.”

only one goddamn issue here... why aren’t the pictures all WALLPAPER QUALITY? I DEMAND LINKS TO MAXIMUM MEGAPIXEL!

As it will inevitably be said here (because these types of articles draw such attention), transgender people do have a solid grip on scientific reality.

And one of the smartest. His base would just as soon seen transgender folks lynched in the street, moderate “liberals” don’t care enough one way or another and the progressives can be easily painted as SJW culture warriors who don’t care about the economy.

Nice to see you’ve thought this through. I can help ... my dad always made me wash the car!

It’s almost a little too sexy even as it sits. It’s like that bar tender that you know is nothing but a big bag of expensive daddy issues but you can’t help your half-drunk stupid self from hitting on her anyway in hopes of a one night stand that ends with you waking up the next morning...naked, wallet missing and…

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

Why would Dany want a boney little twerp like Jon after having a Dothraki? Plus he’s all full of holes.....like making love to a colander. Plus he probably cries after sex..........bleech.

Same thing I used to tell the MRA boys who whined about the women’s studies section in the bookstore where I worked. “Where’s the men’s studies!” they’d cry. “The rest of the goddamned store,” I said, waving my arms around.

Ok, I’m getting a bit lost now. So sitting for the anthem - that’s ok, sitting with a towel on your head - not ok. What about taking a knee? Is that more or less bad than driving a car into a crowd of people. Or does it depend on whether you’ve got a distressingly high-volume haircut? These rules are so confusing.

You forgot to mention

“That one minute show of resistance was too much for my sensitive constitution. I could barely scarf down my third hot dog in the press box while typing some mundane notes for the early edition...”

Why can’t black people protest peacefully?

“Goddamn it, why do these black folks need to shove racism down my throat?”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.