Get with the times, go bluetooth. Show the courage to move past wired 3.5mm.

Why no median barrier?

Has anyone questioned Hillary yet?

I mean, we can wait a few months until the emails leak, but I feel we should probably find out more ASAP.

Was the windshield tinted black?

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

We’re actually passing on a lot of the worst takes.

Man I don’t understand how you guys have not gotten carpal tunnel syndrome from finding and writing about every shitty Kaepernick take

You can’t abide by a national anthem that makes you think about the oppression of minorities? Try thinking about the 380,000 Northern soldiers who died in the Civil War primarily fighting to end the enslavement of black men, women and children more than 150 years ago.

As much as the original accusation is awful, this is a pretty big WTF in terms of life choices.

Talking head? Shit, we have actual judges saying that stuff now.

Look at that fine upstanding young man! Now, why should we ruin his life over a youthful mistake? After all, the young woman clearly was a drug abuser, and sexually promiscuous, so her allegations hold no weight. I also hear whispers that she was embarrassed about her parents finding about about the Xanax and booze…

The bar is so low because people generally suck. I agree that this fact itself is lamentable, but still... good guy is good guy on this one and it’s nice to see people acknowledge it.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

I whore for internet points

Found the never-nude.

If you’re going to waste 750 million dollars in Vegas at least get a blowjob and cocaine out of it.