Um, no.

That’s a good point. I can’t recall ever hearing the dude referred to as a “thug”, even though it seems appropriate in light of what we know about him.

Johnny Manziel was ruined before he was ever drafted. The draft only served to speed up the process of his trip to the bottom. And the Browns continued existence at the bottom.

Cool.

A Becky is a white girl, though.

I had assumed maybe Rihanna was Becky - Rihanna = Rebecca = Becky. Because weren’t there rumors there also?

David Ross gets doused by teammates after catching Jake Arrieta’s no-hitter. It’s the first no-no for Ross, playing his 15th and final MLB season. (AP Photo/John Minchillo.)

Fuck off, 2016. Just fuck the fuck off.

FUCK. 2016 can suck it :(

FUCK EVERYTHING

You mean to tell me racism is being casually swept under the rug in the city of St. Louis? This is a truly SHOCKING revelation.

does this account for the increased traffic on the roads over this period of time (i assume that there are a lot more people driving around today than back in 87)

If Harper is looking to pay homage to the Nationals 2015 season, I think I know what it is...

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

So, high school goes until age 23 in Minnesota?

Not until they die. Just until I die.