Code brown, with a side of wet.

Dude makes Laettner seem like a fun and cool guy.

The Great White Nope

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

vanilla offense

Ready to worship this.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

I don’t understand why Columbus needs two professional football teams.

This goes hand-in-hand with my favorite story from The Jordan Rules, the Sam Smith fly-on-the-wall book of the ‘92 season. Here’s the quote, from p. 130:

God, people in Washington pronounce “me” so weird...

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

I’m hoping to rack up to 20K this year.

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

Oh boy, a late Christmas present from the big man himself!

Russell Bertram, a former police chief from South Dakota who was charged with killing his 26-year-old fiancee, Leonila Stickney, in 2009, took out hundreds of thousands in multiple life insurance policies before she died. He also ended up marrying his fiancee’s sister.