She should grit her teeth and get on with her duty.

C is for…

Bring on the Son of Satan!

Ant-Man should have a teeny-tiny voice while small, and a booming basso profundo voice as Giant-Man.

The four sides correspond to the four races. Top and bottom correspond to the two sexes. Also there are three equators.

But you deny the Flat Earth, so you're even. Moral equivalency.

Out of curiosity, is Duke surrounded by forests?

Also, where do bears shit then?

Does everybody speak English in space, or is a translation of some similar wordplay in Interlac?

JEWSMEDIA

Batman artist Neal Adams believes that the earth is round and expanding like a balloon (which explains the phenomenon otherwise known as continental drift).

This is what infurates me: Zecharia Sitchen never calls his Tenth Planet "Nibiru."

It could have been an elaborate suicide.

Is the False Pope always automatically wrong whenever he speaks ex cathedra about matters of faith and morals?

Have we learned nothing from Dan Brown? Popes can be chosen by acclamation, which is a sign of the Holy Spirit. If we all cheer real hard for Paul McCartney to be pope, then he will be pope.

When Kennedy was shot, the way his head jerked back suggests a third shooter—from above. Aliens did it.

Also rappers.

If there was no worldwide flood, then how do you explain the evidence of flooding on Mars? Answer me that, Mr. Science Man!

Hills are really flat as well. They just seem hilly because of the gravitational distortions.

That's just what THEY want you to think! Wake up, sheeple!