Legitimate question after reading this article and several others. All the articles indicate the students were “unaware their college admissions were premised on a bribe.” Okay, fine. But as a 17 or 18 year old, wouldn’t you be aware that it is unusual that someone is in the testing room with you giving you help and…

I’m shocked. You mean rich, white kids don’t earn their spots into Ivy League schools? I thought they were supposed to be filled with the best and brightest who pulled themselves up by their boot straps. Those schools aren’t bastions of meritocracy? Lol I love how people complain about affirmative action but don’t say…

The funny thing is, if a black person works their ass off to get into a school, racists will yell about affirmative action. MEANWHILE.........

Ban college athletics.

Authorities just released a photo of the two guys William H. Macy met with to start this process:

Yeah, I feel like Jezebel gets really judgy sometimes when people don’t know every pop culture reference.

I’m in my 40’s, I’ve been following the R Kelly story for what feels like years. I don’t listen to R Kelly, and I’ve made a point of not pulling up his songs even out of curiosity. I do know ‘ I believe I can fly’ but only from Space Jam. I learned it was an R Kelly song literally yesterday.

I can only imagine how many teens are going to get this as a confirmation gift.

But is this just a physical version of a hip youth minister?

Brian Chung, Alabaster’s 30-year-old co-founder, told Vox that he wants these bibles to “be true and relevant to millennials.”

I can actually see Jeff Bezos believing that the Wall Street Journal is basically his receptionist.

Bevan said Marines had “cast a dark shadow on our law enforcement profession,” and called the parents who reported him “heroes.”

I understand not knowing leaders all over the world, but wouldn’t the hours or days before an event like this be filled with prep, looking at pictures and memorizing names and such? Especially for the first lady, whose “job” is to host guests at the white house.

The Mall of America is... a mall. Yes, it’s a big mall, but it. is. a. mall. Do you enjoy going to the mall where you live? If not, you won’t enjoy going to the mall-ier mall we have here.

I’ve read two theories:
1. It’s simply a continuation of the processes to tighten the boarders against terrorist threats.
2. The US requires people from Poland, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus and Romania to have a visa.  The EU asked the US in 2010 to treat all member states equally.  The US said they’d look into it.  Nine…

Team Jaguar

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

She certainly doesn’t know what antisemitism means.

Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.

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