Hey Lauren, I just want to chime in along with everyone else and let you know this is a really shitty post. Like, colossally shitty. I don’t even have any snark for you. Clinton won the popular vote, she was profoundly qualified, and she got shat on for being a woman who knows how to get shit done in a world dominated…

I was inspired by her campaign as were many she won the goddamn popular vote. She shouldn't run again because it will just be a repeat and she has sense. No need to shit on her work. 

Tell them it was your evil twin! - Tyler Hamilton

“Blood doping? No, it’s cool, this is heroin.”

Speaking of hockey and young men with bad hairdos, the Minnesota Boys high school hockey tournament starts this week!  GO BEARS!

To blatantly steal someone’s point from another one of these threads: a large proportion of the judges’ viewing is done at home with free DVD screeners, far away from an “authentic” cinema experience.

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

But do they still have to be virgins?

In fact, I asked one of them, “Oh, would you two like to sit together?” and she said, “No, I like the aisle seat and he likes the window seat.” 

That documentary seems to be about two tangentially related things: animal abuse by the tourism sledding industry and whether or not dogs trained for sledding in the iditarod is inherently abusive.

I will continue to need to speak for the reasonable Jew community of this country. Engel, shut the fuck up. There is positively nothing anti-Semitic about what she said. If she was talking about any other country, this article wouldn’t exist.

I know it won’t have any affect on Jake Jortles. That’s a completely different guy.

I once realized how smart one of my friends was a guy she had been hooking up with broke up with his girlfriend and then asked my friend to go out with him. She looked that sucker dead in the eye and said “why the hell would I want to go out with you? You cheat on your girlfriends.”

Okay, Baylor, this happened in February 2019. Pretty much everyone knows you guys are Rape University.

In know right? Because supporting apartheid and climate denial are reasonable opinions!

“I am not a supporter of President Trump or his policies”

I was going to comment something on this, but seriously, I can’t think of anything better than “VIETNAM MOTHERFUCKERS”.

“Mike Ogren” sounds like a rejected name from a Chris Farley skit about eating paint chips.