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Yeah, but what if it’s not actually touching the garbage?  You know.  Hovering.  Like an angel.  

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

That’s... that’s it? It only does fried broccoli?”

City set the league on fire, orchestrating easily the greatest Premier League season of all time

Ex-Champ Onlooker on Snooker Pressure-cooker: “Motherfooker!”

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It’s why punching someone is remarkably dumb. Likely your punch won’t kill anyone but the fall it causes absolutely can.

I would’ve told the NBA that my tattoo was to honor the Better Business Bureau, and then if they still insisted I cover it up, reported the NBA to the Better Business Bureau. 

If we’re going with historical Cleveland names, they should be the Naps again. Or the Forest Citys, just so we can have another awkwardly spelled sports plural to go with the Maple Leafs and all the baseball teams named “Sox,”

they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges?

AAF’s policy is smoke up and rock out, dude!

I stop by Tony Packo’s Cafe every time I drive through Toledo. Only place I know of that makes a Hungarian chili dog. It has a great celebrity autograph collection to browse while dining. Thank you, Jamie Farr for telling me about this place!

Meanwhile, how is this dude so broke?

“I knew that n-word Kapernik was only in it for the money. The troops fight for our freedoms and what does he fight for, a big fat check from the NFL for him and his homies to cash at the corner store. And before you call me a racist for using the N-word, just know that I heard Little Wayne and Notorios Biggie use it,

Or pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you would find on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.

But at least Kap cornered the market on frozen concentrated orange juice.

Settlement details: Mortimer AND Randolph forced to pay $1!

Everyone knows that Manitoba is just rude.

“Telegram for Mr. Asswipe!”

“It’s unfair to denigrate Shearer, Henry, or any of the other greats of the Premier League era, just because they did not have a similar moment.”