Surprised no one said canned tomatoes. Add some onions and or garlic, you are well on your way to approximately a million dishes. 

The correct answer is:

The correct answer is:

This guy fucks (steaks)

In my non drinking days, I would order Shirley Temples when out with friends because it looks like a cocktail, and better than drinking soda from a plastic cup at the bar. One night I tried to be less obvious and ordered a sprite with grenadine. The bartender totally called me out in front of everyone and asked “would…

I’m Cartwright.

Cartwright!

Good old Tech Square. I loved when it smelled like tootsie rolls. 

So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling. 

Came here to say that any bartender giving you a glass this dirty doesn’t deserve any bonus. 

Godspeed Kate. If you’re ever in Mass I’ll buy you any Notch beer of your choice.

I planned to break out all of the Hill Farmstead beers I’ve accumulated since last Thanksgiving even before reading this article. 

If their Apple and Ginger is anywhere close to the old Polar Ginger Apple seasonal, then I’m all for it. 

My pick for next Jeopardy! host: Dan Patrick. 

So glad I was stuck at work and couldn’t watch any of that debacle. 

Stop trying to make Pool Boys happen. 

Bless your heart. 

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