Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This is the largest auto that I could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

Lol yeah, he kinda does!

Eh. The Sounders average larger crowds than Tottenham in the regular season.

Reposting, because fuck this noise:

Peanuts are legumes, not nuts. Don’t hate me!

Thing that I love:

I also love how the post itself basically reads like some buzzfeed listicle for “Top 8 Customers Tattoo Artists Hate”

- customers who want trendy, overly precious script font tattoos that will look dated in 20 years
- customers who insist on poor placement
- customers who have had scratch-work done and think that it’s…

Yeah, as a heavily tattooed woman I agree. I’ve had most artists make recommendations about placement and style to me. In fact, I’ve had sort of the anti-Dan experience (with a guy who also refuses to do hand and neck tattoos on people who aren’t already covered in tats, btw—it’s seriously a common policy) where my…

+1.317 WHIP for Bob Wickman

Does Ricky understand that $5,000 cash could buy him many iPads?
#moneycanbeexchangedforgoodsandservices

I can think of several times in my life as an Indians fan I wished the bullpen had been thoughtful enough to give us each a 50-gallon drum of lube.

I don’t watch the show regularly, but that was an episode I can’t forget. Holy shit, fuck those people.

I requested video of an Asian fucking some Premier League players and all I got was 2013-14 Cardiff City highlights.

Damn, I really hope that place is shut down. Latest news I remember is that she was publishing a cook book...seriously; and they were angling for a reality show, of course.

Oh those people were the worst!

The ability to delete BS apps like Tips and Apple Watch.

I second this! Got mine for $35 (on sale, with a coupon), use it 3-4 times a week, and it has lasted me 6 years. I use it for no-knead bread, roasts, soups/stews, and candy making. It isn’t showing any signs of wear so far.

[squeezes telescope so hard it shatters in his hands]

For fuck’s sake. It’s either BBQ or Barbecue, you inbred mouth-breathers.