I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

A yuppie and his date came into the bar. It was obviously early in the relationship and he was obviously showing her how urbane he was.

I actually started off as a food writer! If you noodle around on The Awl and Foodspin, you’ll find some of my stuff. Are you a veggie lover? I’m pitching a series for one of the other sites I write for on cooking my way through my CSA this summer.

NO FRUIT! You can, however, take a twist of orange peel and squeeze out the essential oil on the rim of the glass.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

Maybe it's me, but it's hard to feel bad for a team that signed a recovering drug addict/alcoholic, with a long history of relapses, to a multi year, multi million dollar contract, who then seem shocked that he fell off the wagon yet again.

Came here to post the same thing. It is a systemic flaw, apparently.

Hate the Drake.

Boston’s Central Artery Tunnel project. AKA the Big Dig...

The most fun part of the Europa League is watching Tottenham implode in other countries.

As an Arsenal fan I watch Europa league to see Tottenham flame out.

Did they order a Brazilian of them? That would be a HUGE order.

and then in 1986 when they reported that the snow had overtaken Len Bias.

Skeet!Skeet! Skeet!

I thought that was an Albany thing.

I say this as a staunch Arsenal fan...fuck Jack Wilshere.

I love Notch and try to sneak in a mention every now and then while I wait for them to get big enough to put in a headline. I've never met the people, but we talk on Twitter and stuff and I like them (Zac and Chris). I keep hearing they're scouting for a brewery, ideally in Salem, and I'd love to see that happen. Then…

Oh, Mr. Leitch, but I believe you hit the post...