Counterpoint:

I once saw him in the airport after a Bulls Cavs game, and he had a pair of Jordan’s J’s in his bag, so I’d wager that he worships the feet of MJ too.

Does any of this make him sell his interests in Arsenal?

If it’s Individual Defensive Players, you have to take Lawrence Taylor, right?

Damn it, I thought we were going to campaign on the issues!

“If you look up douchebag in the dictionary, there is a picture of Spencer Pratt. But if you look closely, he’s holding a picture of Donald Trump.”

Oh look, a white guy. It’s always a white guy.

I really wish there would be a Frisky Dingo special, for just another glimpse into that universe.

If giving it to Olivia Munn is struggling, then I hope to struggle for the rest of my life.

So one day at work we got take out for lunch and as soon as I finished I realized something was off, and knew I was in for some digestive adventures. Finished the day at work and got on the T to go home. As my commute continued, I felt worse and worse. The prospect of making it home to vomit in the comfort of my own…

Ohio State is tOSU

Black James Bond follows the Arsenal over land and sea (AND LEICESTER!)

The greatest three word phrase in the English language: BREAKFAST ALL DAY.

I don't care. I still love her.

Niklas Bendtner tried to have sex with a cab

I’d love to read Patrick Bateman’s review of listening to Genesis/ Phil Collins through these.

The real harassment was her having to get the bronzer between those few strands of hair in Berman’s combover.

I don't know if it's true, but the story was Steve lived in the condos above Tower. Also. Sorry you had to work at tower. That place was always a shitshow.