I used to see Steven Tyler at the Symphony B&C/ Whole Foods in the late 90s/ early 2000s. He always shopped by himself and always had weird tights on. Also he's tiny as fuck.

Those are the same people who have never taught and think they know what’s wrong with education.

I’m not saying I never bitch about students, but the tone of his story makes me think this wasn’t an isolated incident.

Lightening noun, Medicine/Medical 1. the descent of the uterus into the pelvic cavity, occurring toward the end of pregnancy, changing the contour of the abdomen and facilitating breathing by lessening pressure under the diaphragm.

This is what I don’t get. No one cares about the League Cup, and Arsene has historically made a Cup roster with many young players and unflinchingly stuck with it. So why were Theo, Olivier, Ox, etc even available for the Wednesday match? At the very least Ox should have been rested with the Ramsey injury. At least…

I guess he got bored with screaming at teenagers/ young adults.

Apparently the college also didn’t tell Jim Gleeson that if you hate kids you shouldn’t teach.

Frank Thomas: has fewer World Series wins than every current Mets player.

You can’t blame Shapiro for not spending in Cleveland. When the Dolan’s bought the club, they switched from the spending ways of Dick Jacobs and slashed payroll. Remember that Shapiro made the Colon trade for Cliff Lee, Brandon Phillips, and Grady Sizemore.

I switched to Uniqlo when a) they came to my area and b) Lands End Canvas went belly up (I love my LE Canvas oxfords)

I’ve been saying it for years: Fuck Dave Grohl. He’ sjust a dickbag who was in the right place at the right time and aside from Foo, the least important member of every band he’s ever been in. He’s a fucking chameleon poser who tells everyone how ______ he is when it suits him.

I was at Kappys one afternoon and they had all the tasting people out, I had a taste of Moody June Gin, and have pretty much switched to it exclusively.

You forgot to add Boloco

that’s not a burrito, it’s a honky wrap

I got into a Twitter war with Boloco once because I told them their burritos were trash. If you have a cheeseburger burrito your burrito privileges should be revoked.

Rolex has a branded version of these that they give away at trainings. Was the pen I kept with me on the sales floor for years.

Rolex has a branded version of these that they give away at trainings. Was the pen I kept with me on the sales floor…

At NTC (military desert training facility in California) the “bathrooms” are cinder block buildings that the walls don’t go all the way to the roof, and the toilets have no stalls. And you and your squad mates all go back to the shower area at the same time and on a time crunch, forcing everyone to be in there at…

She already played Mr. F.

Big Black - Passing Complexion (Live)