Seconding all of this. If you just listen to records and don’t DJ, you do not want or need direct drive. Everyone I know that has one of these not only loves it but also highly recommends it.

What are the odds this motherfucker drives a Corvette with an automatic transmission?

Being shown next to Bob Ryan will do that.

It’s cool that the USOC head thinks that Boston “needs” sporting facilities, and was so gracious to let us pay for all of that so they could have an Olympics. Thank god the Mayor grew a pair and made this not happen.

I think the confusion stems from labeling Mahi Mahi as just dolphin, instead of dolphinfish.

I love High Life, but is 2-3 dollars a sixer going to kill you? (also if you live around New England Gansett tall boys are $6 a sixer- an even better deal)

I imagine he guy in the crossing guard vest flapping his arms is saying something along the lines of “be cool people” like Mick Jagger in Gimme Shelter.

how about Pancakes House?

High waisted size 0 clothing for everyone!

Gerut’s 2.8 WAR in 2003 (as a rookie) was 3rd among position players, and 4th overall on the Indians. Man, some of those Tribe teams were bad.

I only recognize Mike Hargrove as the Human Rain Delay.

2 questions: Are all of DOR’s movies just Scorsese- light?
And is there an actor with a more punchable face than Bradley Cooper?

The struggle is real.

The format wins for one reason: the pace of the HRs kept Chris Berman from being as unbearable as usual, limiting the amount of times he could say back back back

I weep for the ESPN makeup artist who has to put bronzer under those Homer Simpson-esque strands of hair.

It’s basically C25K for pull ups.

So will it be Marvin or Neil Bush that has to hand a close election to Jeb when he has actually already lost?

in the same vein: if a vegan does crossfit, which do they tell you about first?

Olivier says: DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

Serious question: how much of a hand do you need to play DE?