Between the brewery announcement and this, they really are having a great day.

who are these people, and why do they keep smelling her fingers?

as an only child I demand that you listen to my opinions about this article

I don’t wear socks once it gets warm enough to do so. The key is to not wear your shoes two days in a row. (Actually you should do this with all of you shoes for the sole reason that they last longer because they dry between wearings.) I mostly wear Vans, but also loafers and mocs. If you wear non canvas shoes with no…

This works well if you live alone. I stop on the way home from work and buy what I need to make dinner that night and a few things I know I’ll eat in the next few days, and I waste much less and actually spend less overall.

The real counterpoint would be post of a straight edge athlete not having fun.

Sign should read: My grandpappy took up arms against the Union and all I got is this lousy flag.

What did they expect with all that groomed facial hair and neck tattoos?

My favorite: when I coached at an urban school, the players would ask who we were “versing” instead of who we were playing, as though vs. or versus could be made into a verb. SMDH.

Disco 2000 is way harder to sing than you think it is. I think the best advice is know your range. I know I can bust out Morrissey or Oasis pretty well, that’s what I stick with.

They sell quite fine because making buckeyes takes effort. And effort gets in the way of fat.

I would be retired had I stayed in. God I’m old.

Ustafish is the Army equivalent of “Back at Bragg” aka the guy that wants to tell you how things were Back at Ft Bragg. (why is it always Ft Bragg?)

Cleveland has cursed sports teams, but South Carolina flies a confederate flag over their statehouse. they also didn’t want independence and were the first state to secede from the union.

Chimichurri sauce is magical and works on more than beef, although there are few things as good as a perfectly cooked steak with that green ambrosia all over it. It’s also very hard to screw up when preparing.

yet the only thing people think about Baltimore is “Omar comin’, yo.”

My question: did he read the book or just wait for the movie to come out?

Now imagine being an Indians fan who moved to Boston. An Indians fan who people refer to as Clevo. Because everyone knows I’m from Cleveland.

That sloth looks like Noel Gallagher.