Her family must be so proud.

*Easy drinking Busch Light

Come on Will- you live in Boston (well, Boston area, we all know the People’s Republic isn’t Boston) Allagash White is readily available. And as far as German hefes go, all you ever need is Weihenstephaner.

Is that Angela Davis and if so, did she fool Angela Davis?

Agreed

I liked it better when people with nannies didn’t want to get neck tattoos.

WEST: (leaving) Well, enjoy the game. (beat — to Elaine) I think you better take off that Orioles cap.

I’m not even all that mad about Joe Table. It’s the trash that has come after him that has us asking for the lube.

Morrissey is Spiderman now?

When Chris Perez is your closer, you don’t get lube before the bullpen fucks you.

Just thinking of Amys Baking Company failing gives me so much joy.

But here the miso is the only thing burning, as the butter is added later. You could probably try a butter sub, but it won’t have that je ne sais quoi that you get from butter (and if you’re vegan, haven’t experienced in a while so it won’t matter)

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

Everyone should lust for the Le Crueset dutch oven, but if you are on a budget, the Martha Stewart line from Macy’s is a good substitute.

I host a pub trivia night on the side, and aside from the easy money, it makes me be less socially awkward because I have to engage strangers on a regular basis.

Like you wouldn’t hug Olivier Giroud if you had the chance.

Tell Don Draper that we’ve found Diana Bower

So I guess Mike Huckabee really doesn’t want to be president?

I’m going to give this to my students that come and ask me about joining the military.

this Funbag is weird