Don’t worry, nothing bad has ever happened when a Voorhies is bullied and abandoned by their peer group. 

I think the problem is that audiences (and critics) were lost because they hadn’t seen the first in the series, Cat.

Podcasts are for pussies! I only listen to SLAYER! 24/7!

hey there, long-time Deadspin reader, first-time commenter. And longtime fan of Texas HS football, so I can shed some light on this.

Those anime pillows won’t fuck themselves.

As a European who would be the first to roll my eyes at a walking ‘Ugly American’ stereotype in my country - just stop. You’re being an Ugly European.

Jay Gruden deserves to be fired (and you can read that as being pro-Jay Gruden or anti-Jay Gruden). Case Keenum deserves to be benched. Josh Norman deserves to be cut. Whatever whatever. All those things should happen, and none of them fucking matter. It is just Mike Shanahan and RG3, Jim Zorn and Jason Campbell and…

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

“There are logistical issues there, most of which come down to the difficulty of selling out a football stadium two nights in a row. Maybe you do the first one at a basketball arena on Saturday night, then”

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

I like to think that not only did Smith not survive the Snap, but that Thanos bent his “random 50%” rule a little to personally ensure that he got dusted.

I’m guessing they’ve got some data about their viewers they want to test a hypothesis on and an anthology with four different orders does the trick.

Wow! How long was that press conference?

The funny thing about the NFL is that it’s complacency breeds these one-hit-wunderkinds. When you have a league full of coaches all trying to do the same thing, just NOT doing that can oftentimes be successful in the short run.

I, for one, am glad that the smartest white boys with family connections are finally getting their shot. It used to be the dumbest ones.

Two nipples. One is a problem. When there's two, they cancel each other out. It's math.

I don’t understand why Romo’s the first one to do this as a live game analyst. Every QB that’s ever played in the NFL has to be able to do what Romo does just to survive a practice. Dan Orlovsky, Tim Hasselbeck, and Tim Tebow are really good studio analysts even though they were completely worthless in the NFL.

a developer position...a program called ApplicationPDF.exe...
This is like grandparent level computer naivete

You mean he might have to watch Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy and Thor Ragnarok? I’m thinking he could probably survive that.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…