Not sure if I believe this story, that doesn’t sound like Shady to avoid taking advantage of an obvious opening.

WATT: Our goal was to come out here and make the “Red Rifle” look like a Red Ryder BB gun.
SALTERS: (laughs) wow!
WATT: We wanted to make the “Bengals” look like housecats.
SALTERS: R-right, ok
WATT: The plan was to make “Pacman” look like Pong.
SALTERS: (quietly) That’s enough, JJ.
WATT: We gameplanned to “flatten” Jeremy…

As a campaign staffer desperately tries to figure out how he can get the Broncos defense to play Jeb Bush.

*bad cop voice* There’s plenty of mac and cheese where we’re going, pal *good cop voice* officer Davis and I are stopping by a KFC for lunch! *bad cop voice*...on our way to take you to jail! *good cop voice* Would you like us to get you something? *bad cop voice* you’ll have the runs while you’re in your cell

*as my mom pulls me by the ear to stand in front of you* I’m sorry that I OW, mom, I’m sorry that I did not respect your disease and that I wasn’t funny

I dunno about that, I’ve tasted Jesus’s blood and it has way more sugar than Cutler’s.

There’s a good possibility TMZ talked to three random players and just assumed they’d be good enough to start if they were on the Browns.

The fan was so drunk, he replied “totally worth it” when asked about Byron Maxwell’s contract.

JoePa would have never done something like this. He’d be furious with the way Penn State acts now. Burying something awful, and then telling other people about it?!

Shame the quarterbacks and Meyer can’t seem to talk to and trust each other. It’s almost like they’ve learned nothing from their communications classes.

Matt Hasselbeck’s job as Andrew Luck’s backup is so cushy he was an announcer for an NFL game last year, while still on the Colts’ active roster. The rest of these guys have to at least attempt to look like they’re ready to go at any minute; Hasselbeck’s in the perfect situation to go into DGAF mode.

Well those numbers are a bit skewed and don’t tell the whole story! There was never an increase in the actual number of Nazis in the general population, but they found a great way to increase their percentage.

If he does indeed return to Fox Sports, Whitlock will fit right in with this lineup.

Yeah laugh it up, but that house used to be a three-story.

But I just kept getting, ‘If he comes back, he comes back. If not, we’re good without him.’

So he’s anti-immigration AND pro-amnesty? What’s the point of building a fence if you’re going to be on both sides of it?

It was wrong to give these kids participation trophies in the first place considering each of them missed two games when they were suspended for PED use.

Here’s his answer. Can you make sense of it?

For God’s sake people please turn your surveillance cameras sideways before filming

So out of character to see a McCoy holding onto a grudge like this.