Difference between iPhone and Mad Elf is Mad Elf deserves every bit of hype it gets. It is truly my favorite beer, and worth staking out distributors for. Luckily a bar near my house had sixers available (for only $12.50!)
Sportmanteau
cleversportmanteau
"Lampoons?" All you got is "lampoons?"
Adrian Peterson runs a similar program for his various paramours, he calls it "Toys For Thots"
*thirty mailmen bring in huge bags of envelopes like in Miracle On 34th St and dump them on conference table*
Creep-y?
As a Christian, I know that anything following that phrase has to be accepted by all of you no matter how stupid it sounds or is.
NEW CHILI'S MENU?!
Finally, after reading the message one more time, Gurson remembered.
Jose hasn't missed a digit this badly since the last time he tried to reconcile his checkbook.
"and there was lots of Commando ale, brewed by a former SEAL"
PRODUCER: *enters production trailer, wiping mouth on back of his hands* Ugh, sorry, still fighting off this bug. Did I miss anything?
Don't forget girl at 1:12 with the classic "flutter hands in front of face, because that helps."
What do you have there, Jon? Is that protein powder?
Of course the white cis male thinks there aren't any problems. Thanks for mansplaining how I should feel about attacks on my space.
Ridiculous double standard. Jim Leyland jumps up and yells "who's your daddy?!" in public and people think it's cool, meanwhile people blast Jameis Winston for doing the same thing. Of course, Winston yelled that out while he was raping that girl but same principle
"McClain's mother told them that he had fled the state. He was arrested three hours later in Tuscaloosa, so evidently he didn't get too far"
You forgot Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later
Don't knock Jerry Jones's opinion on this, according to Newton's "takes one to know one" law he is a valuable source of expertise on pains in the backside.
"It was a ludicrous idea," recalled Crisler. "At the time, no one would hire any black ants. They still had their own league."