Babies—and children in general—are probably the worst scary sounds to hear.

Craziest part is he had more ink done than anyone else in the NFL even though he missed two sessions.

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He actually would have been fine until his leg started twitching and he got a bad cramp.

"I just don't see why listening to the pharmaceutical industry is seen as a good idea," said Cutler, a professional athlete in top shape and not dead or crippled, as he was fiddling with his insulin drip. "When so-called 'science' is harming more people than it helps, I think it's time to take a stand."

It's not there in the stats because he came on late in the season, but it's a mistake to ignore Chris Polk as a factor in the Eagles backfield. He outplayed Bryce Brown down the stretch and took over as the #2 back, and played well with only a few carries. The Eagles still think Brown has great potential, too, though…

The "hockey players are tough" meme is just the worst. You know who's just as tough?

They're waiting for another report from Ted Wells to disclose what draft pick it is.

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"Is this sexy enough?"

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Nothing Is Out Of Bounds For Jimmy Butler

"Breaking The Law," Judas Priest

He probably just took a job woodworking or something, he'll resurface again when he's 30.

Doctor: It appears you just need to have your wisdom teeth taken out. We can get that done very easily, it's quite simple really, you'll just need a Minor surgery.

This also marks the first time in NBA history that an entire team played with face-protecting masks on. "No idea what you're talking about. Entirely coincidental," claimed Lakers coach Mike D'Antoni.

So God, should I participate in these drills or not?

In this one, a group of aliens land on the planet and demand a basketball game to determine who gets to keep control of the earth. Gilbert Arenas shoots them. Fin

Well, for some reason, I've never had to wake up. I haven't smelled the roses. I'm sitting on my front porch. I've been waiting in the barn for the hay. My glove didn't fit, so I'm calling it quits. I'm living a dream that I've never had to wake up from. At first I didn't work, so I tried tried again. I gave 110%.…

Michael Sam's Missouri teammates generally embraced him