Biden is the personification of the DNC “leadership” vomiting up yet another candidate to throw yet another election to Trump.

Ding ding ding on Number 5! If they had stuck to renting instead of putting that down payment down, they could have paid Joel AND got to Heaven!

She looks like a Fox News talking head who looked into the Arc of the Covenant.

Impossible Trilobite.

She is the Fyre Festival of 2020.

Ainsley Earhard, COVID-19 Quarantine - Day 28:

I’d like to start a GoFuckYourself fund for vAinsley. 

It’s just you. But not in a good way.

If you’re chained to a desk at home, then you’d be chained to a desk at work, so you’d be looking at the same four walls at work instead. If you don’t want to be chained to a desk, get a mobile workstation/organize to allow for work in various rooms, a deck, your backyard, your…

Better than “Marijuana Hippos”- they alway have the munchies. You don’t want to deal with hungry, hungry hippos.

Paying attention to scientists and epidemiologists who have expertise on the virus...and giving equal attention to those who understand time travel.  That would really help us now.

All right — pandemic or no pandemic, who the fuck brings a damn rolling office chair to a park?

Hugo Boss from beyond the grave!

The hate I have for this vile piece of shit and his supporters equals the power of a million suns.

I thought she looked kinda like Kristen Bell if she’d gone through the looking glass.

These types can’t pull off sincerity. When they try the actual pain from forcing any type of emotion that isn’t sociopathically selfish onto their faces twists them into a terrifying rictus.

She’s a lizard-person. Icke warned us about them, but did we listen?

If we’re talking about being passed over, I think that’s got to be Tiffany or Eric, don’t you?

Is she a realdoll somehow magically come to life in some kind of weird ass Pinocchio thing? Cause boy if she ain’t, that first pic ain’t doing her any favors...

This brings back SO many memories of me and my Commodore 64