Don’t cut yourself on that edgy take. 

Now it’s down to a grandpa with a bum ticker or grandpa with brain worms. I’m closing my eyes in April and stab buttons. whatever I get, i get.

*incoherent swearing in tongues*

Man, how is it possible to be so racist that you wouldn’t even fit in with your 1820's ancestors, who most certainly had no problem with black servants...

I will never side with Jay Z on anything. I love him to death, I love his music, his is one of the most iconic rappers of all time. But I watched this asshole on Cribs once talk about how he only wears a white T-shirt once and then throws it out because it’s not white enough after a wash. Dude’s obviously not right in…

“The influencer, her father and her ex-husband were prosecuted, according to the complaint, for the alleged crimes that took place between 2013 and November 2017 in Sorocaba, in the interior of São Paulo, the city where Shay lived until he assumed the romance with the goalkeeper. Jean. “It is important to add that it…

If Turmp gets re-elected how does that accomplish any of your desires? Plus we’ll lose the Supreme Court for another generation, which means that you’ll be damning your kids and grandkids to the same policies that you claim to hate.

Having to eat a bucket of cold instant oatmeal still beats the hell out of being force-fed broken glass and toxic waste. Just sayin’.

He is they gay person that old white people want the grand kids to be and not how they actually are.

Cool to know you care about yourself and only yourself and that everyone else in this country can get fucked unless you get your special purity pony. 

That just means there is no way in hell Iowa should be the first state in the primary season considering there first and third place got blown out once they got into diverse states. If SC were first I bet Harris would still be in it and Pete might have dropped out before the primaries began. Without Iowa, you dont…

If anyone thought Pete has a progressive bone in his body they are a massive simp.

Jesus

If he’s the first black president, the republican vote just went up in flames. 

Orange is the new Black

Big fucking deal. Gerald Ford was the first President from outside the animal kingdom. He was an animated fern with a symbiotic fungal toupee.

Good point, and fair question. I usually use “Walt”, after Walter White from Breaking Bad. The best part is, Walts don’t usually even know that’s not a complimentary comparison.

After posting signs (A hint most adults would assume applied to them as well.) all over the men’s restroom of proper hand washing techniques, I observed several co-workers get off the shitter and walk right past me standing at the sink and exit the restroom.

Hey, don’t lump my white ass in with the rest of you no-rhythm-having motherfuckers. I clap on √2 and π, thank you very much.

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