He’s got 18K Instagram followers. WTF? For why? WHY??

Behold their fer sure legit greatness:

Hey, that shit is an art. They even have a competitions.

Translation: pizza delivery dude/drug dealer/consumer

The flag tattoo aside, yeah, I find it a bit rude how “pizza delivery guy” is being tossed around in the tabloids like it’s an embarrassing thing. I mean, I get it. The Princess and the Pizza Guy makes for an interesting story. But I wouldn’t expect a guy his age to have a prestigious career, and I think it says a lot…

Wait, he’s got a confederate flag tatoo? Really? Oh, shit. That’s just. Oh, shit.

Yeah, I don’t care if he delivers pizza. At least that means one person in the marriage has some vague idea as to what earning a living is. Having a confederate flag tattoo and seeming to be a golddigger, OTOH — those are reasonable grounds to judge him on.

oh he seems like a total POS, I just don’t think being a pizza delivery driver factors into that.

What jobs are they supposed to have? How about the job of going to school so that he learns being a white supremacist is wrong?

She is rich af so no, her dating pool is anything from professional athletes to rock stars to heirs to college students.

I’d be willing to bet that a lot of famous people were once in food service. Isn’t that how LA’s whole economy functions?

She’s had serious mental health episodes and is estranged from her mother, who was the only one trying to get her mental help.

It’s called your dealer.

I copied that sentence to discuss it here.

I feel like maybe it’s a bigger deal that this guy has a rebel flag tattoo then it is that he was a pizza delivery driver. Although, I did deliver pizza in college so I guess I’m biased?

Hey, I ain’t saying he’s a golddigger...But he ain’t messing with a broke heiress. ;)

I’m going to assume the house where Michael recorded “Beat It,” etc. will self-implode when Snoddy and his “band mates” hold their first practice session there.

Sounds like a euphemism for "golddigger school". Dude's at the top of his profession if that's the case.

Truth.

Hennessy and coke = heresy