On the plus side, a lot of useless middle management was let go when everything went to shit last decade.

god damn it, this just makes me want to be a manager. But i really don’t want to tuck in my shirt.

The French collar; the yellow tie on a baby blue shirt; the burgundy suspenders; the aviator frames—it all (but especially the French collar) makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck.

Managers are those persons willing to put money over humanity. That is their only qualification and role. They are the street enforcers for the mob bosses at the top (the executives).

You mean “let me tell you what I want you to do and how to do it” when “I should have just done it myself in half the time it’s taken me to explain it to you.” is really the better option.

Middle Management is the Latin Term for “Overhead”

He’s got 18K Instagram followers. WTF? For why? WHY??

Behold their fer sure legit greatness:

Hey, that shit is an art. They even have a competitions.

Translation: pizza delivery dude/drug dealer/consumer

She is rich af so no, her dating pool is anything from professional athletes to rock stars to heirs to college students.

She’s had serious mental health episodes and is estranged from her mother, who was the only one trying to get her mental help.

It’s called your dealer.

I copied that sentence to discuss it here.

Hey, I ain’t saying he’s a golddigger...But he ain’t messing with a broke heiress. ;)

I’m going to assume the house where Michael recorded “Beat It,” etc. will self-implode when Snoddy and his “band mates” hold their first practice session there.

Sounds like a euphemism for "golddigger school". Dude's at the top of his profession if that's the case.

“My high school music teacher didn’t believe in me either, hater!”

Paris is reportedly living off an $8 million-a-year allowance from her father’s estate and Snoddy is reportedly a member of a “psychedelic drum corp.”