I’m not sure if you’re being serious(lol) or sarcastic, but, actually, no, I wouldn’t be, because I CAN’T “me alone” get him off. I can’t get him off with a blowjob or a handjob, and the only times he can get off during sex is when he’s in charge of position/thrust(i.e. nothing with me on top). And since I’ve been in…