That’s amazing! I’m lucky in that I have Suddenlink instead of the huge juggernauts. They’re not as good as what you have, but I get 75/15 usually for about $57, which apparently is incredible. Unfortunately I’m battling right now trying to get all that speed to my fiance’s PS3, because he gets about 15/2 over the…

The last time I made a comment about getting throttled while torrenting, someone got their panties in a bunch because I was clearly a master theif. But it’s still illegal for my ISP to throttle P2P, especially if it’s perfectly innocent downloads, right?

You’re not wrong! I’m certainly generalizing the situation. But as best as I can tell, that’s the common/general thread amongst the people I’ve lived with in the South. Everyone has varying degrees of intensity, but it’s a pretty common thought. But of course you’re right about everone being dumb!

That’s beautiful.

True. And if they think that the military can save their lives(job wise), the single-minded patriotism/pride is really easy to get on board with.

Honestly I make it a habit to kick them every time I see them. If you’re gonna make such a big deal about how much of a man you are, I’m gonna point and laugh and take pictures.

Because by and whole, southerners(and I say this as one) are dumb. They(we) accept what we’re told and don’t question. Why do you think most of the good boys who went to fight in Iraq and Afganistan were from the southern states? Because you can present all the facts but if some one they trust tells them something, it…

Your mom is a badass! I only ever see it around here on dumbass redneck trucks and the occasionally car. NOBODY flies it on an actual pole, much less compares it to the state or national flag. Other bigger cities in the state, yeah, but not in my little neck of the woods. I love it because I can roll my eyes and…

My 2003 Wrangler and my fiance’s ‘93 F-350 both have these and I love them. It’s a bit awkward to get used to but by now I’ve forgotten that the one on my Jeep even exists.

Hard to kiss a pile of ashes.

Yes, I’m sure that his inappropriate friendship started after he discovered his wife’s affair. That totally seems likely. *eyeroll*

I’m so excited for this! My fiance and I have had good luck with hormonal BC thus far but seeing as kids are a good ten years away and I’m not crazy about the weight and mood swings I deal with now, male contraceptives could be a godsend. And I know he’d do it because we’ve already agreed that he’s getting the big…

As long as you clean it up from wherever it ends up, I’m sure nobody would object. But it is a little selfish to imply that you have the right to shoot your load and make your partner get up after sex and clean themselves up(or risk some nasty infections) because you wanted it to not feel a little bit less good.

On the flip side though I’m sure your partner would enjoy not having to immediately get up after sex to clean herself up because she’s dripping your fun orgasm onto the sheets and potentially her clothes/underwear, ruining them. Unless you’re the one doing work to clean up your partner, saying you’d refuse to try the…

You sound like an asshole. Some people have irregular periods, some people don’t get periods, etc.

Giz comments are a hive of scum and misogyny. I used to LOVE Giz and now I can’t even read it anymore.

WTF with her getting with Jason Bateman’s character in Identitify Theif? That does NOT happen. She kind of tries but he’s married????

Yup! I have broad shoulders and prominent collarbones and I am NOT skinny in any way.

No amount of my bowed legs will give me thigh gap, but you’re right. It’s very arbitrary and people with certian body types, regardless of skinniness, will be able to do it with ease, while others will not.

He’s a bit darker than you, but that might work! Maybe if I use the excuse that I bought special sunscreen for him he’ll let me put it on him? Thankfully he always wears a shirt when swimming so it’s really face and arms I’m worried about. He’s got a pretty nice face; I’d like for him to keep it as is.