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Not nude, but maybe NSFW

The best thing I can say about these space heaters is that Amazon’s return policy is fantastic.

The best thing I can say about these space heaters is that Amazon’s return policy is fantastic.

Um, blue ivy is 4. How exactly is she is a CEO? That’s just an extension of her parents branding. She’s probably coloring and playing with dolls and running around and getting ready to learn how to read in a year or two. I hope she has the chance to grow up at her own pace, get an amazing education, and find her own…

Who else finds pre-made lemonade just too sweet? Whenever I get store or restaurant lemonade it’s almost sickly sweet. Just a touch of sugar is all you need!

How much “active wear” do women need?

what r u trying to say Kate

I was driving home from a meeting when my son called to tell me that the talking pile of discarded cantaloupe rinds had said this. I had to pull over into a parking lot just so I could scream, “What the fuckity fuck is that douchecanoe talking about?”

I just feel like at this point that anyone who supports Trump has shown themselves to be a pretty shitty person.

Margaret Atwood was a fucking prophet.

My favorite part:

Also, where the fuck is this kid’s public defender? Didn’t s/he even bother reading the goddamn statute before allowing him to enter a guilty plea on a FELONY CHARGE?? Jesus christ!

Oh woah. I totally had her confused with someone else. I was thinking of an American, first off, but I had read an interview of a model who’s family was more or less destitute, guilt of having money with an addict parent, child/parent role reversals, etc. Like I said, I don’t really follow modeling or fasihion. The…

There’s a kind of life behind her eyes

Trailer park?! LMFAO. You realize there are filthy rich heroin addicts, right? I’ll let you google Cara’s background for yourself.

In the 2nd photo, if you turn it sideways it looks like she’s being eaten by Cookie Monster.

work is truly precious to Delevingne

She should stick to modelling over acting... Just saying. She does seem “good” at it. She is not good at acting.

I take my slut pills because I had cramps that were so bad I would just be in the fetal position for 2 days straight. My mom had to take slut pills at 5o because she had an ovarian cyst rupture. My cousin had to take slut pills because she inexplicably fainted a lot and the slut pills have made it so she doesn’t faint…

In addition to understanding how insurance works, I’d also like them to understand that bc can be used as MEDICINE and not just slut pills. Women can be prescribed them for a variety of reasons. 💊