“Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?”

I guess he’s too young to remember Jerry Springer paying a hooker with a check when he was mayor of Cincinnati.

Put your glasses back on, he’s clearly the best Chris...with Evans just behind him...large member pressing against Pine’s buttocks...excuse me, I have to go...for a walk.

I believe in a spy thriller they’re tactlenecks

I’m not sure if he meant the “woman” part in a disparaging way - it seemed like he was using the word because he couldn’t say “this guy.” More concerning is the fact that he’s had just about enough of those homosexual cowboy fellers.

Whoever wrote this obituary, it’s clear they don’t know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.

“Can I have an ORDINARY household task? One that you’d PROBABLY want to PUT OFF?”

Chapelle’s an asshole but wasn’t the housing deal more complicated than him saying NIMBY? Like the developer was bait-and-switching a tiny portion of the lots as low-income housing and the vast majority would be above market?

I kinda assumed somebody would’ve posted the Randy Newman song by now.

To shreds you say?

Can’t they just get whoever played Flexo to voice Bender?

It’s telling how much more nuanced the AV Club seems on this issue when the proponent of context is actually on the phone with them.

Oh man, I learned in my 20s that “ice cream you have to drive to another town to eat" is literally never better than the ice cream available nearby. 

Nope, never been there, and it was just a guess on my part. I do think Dave is way more than just a guy from Comedy Central, it’s not like it’s Doug Stanhope or something (hey, I like him too, but Netflix isn’t offering him 60 million plus to do stand-up specials). I would say it’s somewhat comparable to Jon Stewart,…

“The cracks were showing, but it could still go out on a relatively high note.”

The movies were good except for Bender’s Game! The Comedy Central run was a mixed bag but it ended wonderfully, and I thought that was a perfect time to stop. The cracks were showing, but it could still go out on a relatively high note. From what I’ve seen, the general sentiment is nervousness. Especially…

How in the FUCK isn't the Tragedy of MacBeth not nominated for adapted screenplay, best actress for Frances McDormond, and cinematography? Only love for Denzel for this (which, obviously, deservedly)? That movie was best of the year.

Cuckle

Be easy on them, they are trying to imrpove.

RIP!