Wait, so it turns out that Neville wasn’t quite.good.at.turning.her.on?

She then added.

To be fair, Alan Cumming is an idea someone had back in the early 90s.

I’m so sorry. My dad’s had a slowly progressing case for 5-6 years, but my sister and I didn’t really notice a chance until after not seeing him for more than a year. I have nothing constructive to add except thanks for sharing your experience.

I have heard nothing but good things about Donner, and this surely never would have happened, but it would have been funny if he’d made Cohen do the truffle shuffle before writing the cheque.

Parkinson’s is an unbelievably cruel disease. 

If they won’t let Zack Snyder make a stupid Star Wars, he’ll just make his own stupid Star Wars

This is bullshit. I’m always going up to women and telling them I have access to prime salmon locations, and how many mating opportunities has it gotten me? Zero.

Oh, darn. I thought this was about something else entirely.

Even better, he wrote an autobiography called “I’m Cumming.”

The Cherry Grove and Fire Island Pines are famous LGBT destinations, dating back to the ‘70s.

You’re talking about the naked dudes?

Will the Spanish cops need to get a special tool to fully remove him from the cell?

No it doesn’t. Occam’s Razor tells me - just like Epstein - his massive ego could not process being sent to prison.

My computer disagrees.

Geraldo never learns

Oh that’s easy. In capitalism, man exploits man. In communism, it’s the other way around. (old Soviet joke)

Yeah, but does she also sleep in an oxygen tent, which she believes gives her sexual powers?

Practically everybody who was 35 looked 55 back then.

“urethral suppository.”