Exactly. I looked for her on Ask Jeeves, and got zero results. 

Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

I’m trying to wrap my head around the sight of Prince and Sinead O’Connor involved in a foot chase through L.A. in the middle of the night and NOT have “Yakety Sax” play in my head when I do.

I heard it was uncut.

The George Costanza Defense.

It’s...not that bold.

Urkel needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
Whenever Urkel is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking “Where’s Urkel?”

Wait, what?

I mean he didn’t do that...the writers / showrunners did.

In their defense, he did do that.

Number 3 is going to shock Winston Churchill...

Good luck with that. Did you see what those scumbags in Philly did in order to make him apologize for one bad review??

“since it’s been telling stories about hero cops who always get the bad guys and hero prosecutors who always find the right way to lock them up for 30 years”

I love that cowboy almost stoically shooting the cigar store Indian.

Here’s a gif of that cowboy scene, for some reason.

“So here’s what we’re gonna do: we’re gonna grease ourselves up real good...”

“I’ve been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting” 

yesss the jokes and commentary were also the worst part, and then not having time to process them until....well until you are an adult :(

This is why I don’t like carpooling.