I’ll take the ‘Tesla owners doing too much for no reason’ for 200 Alex.

“At least they’re trying and not putting out another 145 hp boring slug of a CUV.”

Drive one and then you’ll buy something else.

I somehow doubt he wants to take a chance with Tesla build quality.

Acura forces owners to spend about $300/year for the auto-start feature to work through their app and we stopped that service just because of the cost ($300 is better spent on fine bourbons, lol...)

Yup, that even worked its way down to Toyota, and it seems like we’ve all forgotten about that.

I hate how my generation (A Millennial Here,) has made the subscription service a thing in our daily lives.

I mean, technically the Taycan is smaller than the Panamera. But I know it’s not what you’re talking about. A Macan hatch/wagon/sedan would be better in every way than a crossover. But people buy crossovers for some reason. Some of it is marketing for sure, but I maintain a lot of the reason is how low sedans got. My…

A common response to the question of “Why did you buy a crossover?” seems to be “I really prefer the higher driving position - especially since so many of the vehicles I share the road with are SUVs.”

Agreed, a small to midsize sport sedan from Porsche would be awesome. 

lEfT wINg sKinNy jEAns!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Asshole records himself speeding around Mahattan.” Why is Jalopnik giving this BS attention. 

I forget, are encouraging this type of behavior or encouraging? What is the current Jalopnik zeitgeist?

Quite a juxtaposition between this and the article about the 6 people killed by the person who was speeding. We’re giving this new “record” attention why?  

I know a lot of G/O media writers get unfairly called out as plants and shills, but goddamn, this article reads like a straight-up commercial.

I still think it’s a miss to have a normal trunk lid and not a hatch. Weird choice, considering that it’s supposedly the crossover type.

And because color is good, I'm ordering San Marino Blue (examples below)

But aren’t you relieved to be free of the frustrations of season 3 and back to the simplicity of the frustrations of season 2??

Kinda nuts that this show has gone on and spiraled downward enough that now that it’s returned to being “merely” convoluted and mysterious for mystery’s sake it can be considered a “return to form.” I’m still sitting here, missing when the show was about a robot theme park.

They all pale in comparison to the true king of store bought cinnamon rolls - ANYTIME