This is why consumer protection laws exist, and why shitty red states often pass laws that strip away consumer protections. Ugh.

The movie is to sell toys. Of course it’s going to be aimed at kids, because kids are the ones buying all of the high margin stuff in high numbers from target and walmart. Adults are already buying the adult stuff, and if you remember “truck not monkey” and other endless complaints, adults are the toughest to please.

7. 7 tech.

Not just blandest, but average Americans love giant stupid SUVs that don’t work in a lot of other markets because we have more open space than them. There’s a reason why small cars continue to get killed off here. :(

Uhhhh pretty much all of these stupid events and podcasts and shows could just be newsletters. 

Audi specifically designed their current doorhandles (at least on my S5, but I think it’s the same on everything now) to be the easiest and most natural to open. They pull out and up in a natural motion (vs straight out or pull up). 

The Star Wars movies plans have been in a free-fall ever since the dork reaction to TLJ, Disney panicking and putting the dipshit back in charge of TRoS, that being a total shitshow of a movie, and something called a “pandemic” making plans difficult to follow through on.

Mustang drivers manage to pull it off all the time without impairment, so I imagine it’s pretty easy to do with a car that’s much faster.

You think FIBs are bad, go drive in Ohio at literally any time of the year.

Yep. Other drivers. I can control my car and it’s generally fine in winter, but I cannot predict what the idiot driving a Mustang on most definitely the wrong tires in Illinois/Wisconsin winters is going to do.

Now hear me out: what if all of the services teamed up and built a package that included premium TV, movies, live news and sports, and then a bunch of random reruns... and you select what fits your desires and pay one monthly fee.

It’s almost like Zaslav doesn’t know how to run a media company.

That’s not how tax write-offs work.

If we’re being realistic, there’s an 80% chance he made up the “I got it stolen from me after I stole it” part to not be at fault for the damages.

It’s weird that they built an entire show around how Loki variants DON’T ALL LOOK LIKE TOM, but all of the Kang variants need to look like Majors? This is the easiest out ever, they could have just had a couple look like him and introduce replacements during the build up... starting with Loki season 2.

I’m totally fine with his zealots throwing their money into his stupid platforms and losing it all. Idolization of billionaires is the weirdest thing.

We already heavily subsidized his success so why stop now?!

Who could have possibly seen this coming when he valued it at 3-7x its actual value (depending on calculation method)?!?! I won’t pour one out, those banks enable rich lunatics like this. 

Dealers are greedy for ordering only the expensive ones for the biggest profits. Jeep is greedy for realizing the cult status of Jeeps means they can charge more for luxury shit. And people who keep buying them despite how overpriced many of them are fuel the first two.

Now if only they made a UCS version with a cool stand...