Wait, it’s not Sharknado Thomas?

NO ONE DENIES THIS! (Let’s admit we miss him a little.)

As a Lions fan it’s our biggest win of the year!

Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player

Next up: the Detroit Lions.

Nuke Missouri from space; it’s the only way to be sure.

LOL possible Subway Series with an increasingly more detested NYC mayor who is a Red Sox fan. I don’t even have a joke that’s better than that reality.

Can we hope for a Mets/Jays world series, just to piss off the Yankee fans?

the only thing left would be receipts for a boat rental and a cement mixer.

Obligatory

God I miss that the most about living in New Orleans. I’m back in Wisconsin now and while there are more professional alcoholics here, it’s just not the same when my neighbors frown and scowl at me just because occasionally I flaunt the law and stroll around the neighborhood with a 40.

Don’t forget the daquiri drive thrus

I actually miss the years when we were terrible because at least the fans had a sense of humor (gallows humor, but still humor) about football and about themselves. After a few winning seasons, the entire franchise and their fanbase is practically intolerable.

Show me the bar where there is NO music. Show me the bar where everyone is horribly depressed and is drinking in pure fucking silence. That’s the bar for me.

I’ve never thought of Green Bay as Mecca before, but here we are.

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

Show me the bar where there is NO music. Show me the bar where everyone is horribly depressed and is drinking in pure fucking silence. That’s the bar for me.

Throw in pieroghis, my favorite local pizza joint, cabbage rolls, paprikas, mom’s cooking, and yeah I gain fifteen pounds any time I’m home longer than a weekend.

Are you familiar with the Romanburger from Mr Hero? In essence it’s a cheseburger sub with the filling of an Italian sub, grilled and then placed on top of the burgers. If you’re smart you ask them to grill banana peppers and put them on there too. It’s incredibly bad for you and spectacular at the same time.

Until you move away and realize the Romanburger can’t be perfectly replicated. Sure, you can put a grilled Italian sub on a cheeseburger sub, but it lacks something.