I remember watching one of the last press conferences Lebron had when he was a senior in high school. (Ha ha. Think about the statement I just typed—how fucking awesome has this guy’s life been?) So a reporter tried to zing him by bringing up the fact that it was a little suspicious a kid “from your background” was…

As a result of this, San Diego State will lose 12 scholarships and be put on probation for five years.

Merry Christmas, Deadspin. Please remember those in need over the holiday season.

This is a fun fact that shall be shared at my Christmas Eve family gathering this evening. Thanks!

Why do you keep insisting they grow up when you’re bitching about a website on that website in multi-paragraph form?

If that reflects poorly on Seahawks fans how does it reflect on Ohio State fans that they’ve constructed an entire second version of the English language to avoid saying Michigan or using the letter M

This is all true, however, Drew would never acknowledge that because he is a Viking’s fan and singling out the Packers for positive reasons is something his brittle fingers can not muster up the ability to type.

WHOA!! Stay outta this Cleveland! St. Louis makes the most sense. The tax payers of STL win and then we get to watch the best game of the week versus the fucking Rams. LA get’s 50 years of 8-8 football, Jeff Fisher with his shitty sniffles and some of the worst QB play man has ever seen. Oh, and enjoy the draft LA -…

I admire the Rust Belt’s embrace of gambling. It used to be that a business actually had to give a customer something when they came in and put down their money earned by slowly killing themselves in a mill or a mine.

This is what really matters to the 32 gray-haired buttplugs who give Roger Goodell his marching orders.

I think this needs more five pointed stars.

“...the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.”

So he’s either a member of a gang of murderous, drug-dealing thugs . . . or he’s a Blood!

A winning formula sure is unwatchable... Except if you actually enjoy the sport of basketball and understamd the nuances of the game. Then you might realize there is more to it than fast breaks and lots of dumb shots early in a possession. Teams that play stout defense and distribute the ball offensively are quite…

I know I’ll only be a gray, but I have to let you know that this delighted an entire dive bar in Cleveland. This story came up on SportsCenter and I read this to people. They bowed before the internet you.

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

Christmas ales have been going on in Northeast Ohio for longer than most of the country, I’m pretty sure. People go nuts for them here, and there is a rather vicious split between Great Lakes Christmas Ale people and those who insist Akron’s Thirsty Dog’s 12 Dogs of Christmas is superior, largely because Thirsty Dog’s…

“Challenge accepted”

They’re always most active during Ralphspringa, just before their nine-month hibernation starts.

You say they’re a mess. I say they’re having more fun than most of us.