I remember watching one of the last press conferences Lebron had when he was a senior in high school. (Ha ha. Think about the statement I just typed—how fucking awesome has this guy’s life been?) So a reporter tried to zing him by bringing up the fact that it was a little suspicious a kid “from your background” was…

As a result of this, San Diego State will lose 12 scholarships and be put on probation for five years.

Merry Christmas, Deadspin. Please remember those in need over the holiday season.

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This is a fun fact that shall be shared at my Christmas Eve family gathering this evening. Thanks!

Why do you keep insisting they grow up when you’re bitching about a website on that website in multi-paragraph form?

If that reflects poorly on Seahawks fans how does it reflect on Ohio State fans that they’ve constructed an entire second version of the English language to avoid saying Michigan or using the letter M

This is all true, however, Drew would never acknowledge that because he is a Viking’s fan and singling out the Packers for positive reasons is something his brittle fingers can not muster up the ability to type.

WHOA!! Stay outta this Cleveland! St. Louis makes the most sense. The tax payers of STL win and then we get to watch the best game of the week versus the fucking Rams. LA get’s 50 years of 8-8 football, Jeff Fisher with his shitty sniffles and some of the worst QB play man has ever seen. Oh, and enjoy the draft LA -…

I admire the Rust Belt’s embrace of gambling. It used to be that a business actually had to give a customer something when they came in and put down their money earned by slowly killing themselves in a mill or a mine.

This is what really matters to the 32 gray-haired buttplugs who give Roger Goodell his marching orders.

The second I saw the top section of either building start downward, I said to myself the mass and momentum of such an event will cascade in effect to compress the underlying floors and disintegrate anyand all humans below, save the lucky few who were shielded by LUCK and nothing more at the very lowest levels. The…

Don’t you need to be storing syrup for the winter?

I think this needs more five pointed stars.

“...the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.”

So he’s either a member of a gang of murderous, drug-dealing thugs . . . or he’s a Blood!

The fact that we need to go to such lengths at all shows how truly stupid these theorists can be. Melt is basically another way of liquefying through heat. What’s happening in the video isn’t melting, necessarily, but it higher heat it makes perfect sense that steel becomes substantially more pliable. When you add the…

A winning formula sure is unwatchable... Except if you actually enjoy the sport of basketball and understamd the nuances of the game. Then you might realize there is more to it than fast breaks and lots of dumb shots early in a possession. Teams that play stout defense and distribute the ball offensively are quite…

They’re always most active during Ralphspringa, just before their nine-month hibernation starts.

You say they’re a mess. I say they’re having more fun than most of us.