“Welp, back to being sponsored by MeUndies or Stamps.com.”

THE WORST REPRESSION OF FREE SPEECH IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

It’s almost certainly covered in his contract, which cannot violate the terms of the law, but may provide outs based on other factors. It would surprise me greatly if a coach can sign a contract, be unable to perform, and still get paid as though he did while the school has no recourse to find a permanent replacement.…

WHOOO-HOO! NO LONGER DEAD LAST IN THE AFC NORTH! (This honestly feels like an accomplishment.)

Bevo
Horns-a-glow
The stars at night
Are big and bright
Deep in the heart
of Texas
But no star is brighter
Tuning In To God
Darrell Royal Brings Comfort
DeLoss Dodds Brings Rainbows
For it is Bevo
His horns of love
His horns are a rainbow
All the beautiful colors
Love is a rainbow
All Spiritual

You equate blackness with domestic abuse and a lack of self awareness? That's pretty shitty.

Hell, if that’s the list they may as well shut ESPN down.

If that’s the list, may as well shut Grantland down.

I can imagine the inauguration.

They don’t make ‘em like they used to. Remember Mean Joe Green’s Coke ad?

Random Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
Tour guide
Universal Studios

ding ding ding

That’s Hasidic Jimmy Fallon.

I was hoping this would be the dance gif, but this is even better. But still, in case anyone hasn’t seen it:

YES. Because “Congressman Rob Gronkowski.”

I usually love the image work here, but come on, y’all know this isn’t what Drew was wearing.

I believe you forgot the step where you get free food samples.

Buying a TV 101.

That IS shameful...