The only reason Iowa doesn’t have a professional football team is because Minnesota would want one.

Our all time best Quarterback was borrowed from Green Bay.

If memory serves, that very pass secured a spot in the playoffs for the Packers. As a Packers fan, I think I laughed about that play for at least 8 months.

Our all time best Quarterback was borrowed from Green Bay.

hence why i prefaced - cities with the “big 4” sports teams,

not enough posts about you live in the Siberia of America.

Are you new here? Unwarranted hyperbole, combined with an obvious lack of baseball insight, is a prerequisite to get hired at Deadspin.

A circus at the ballpark? Where else but Steinbrenner Field!

I’ll do a BuLi one if they publish it! Probably more relevant than ever, with it coming to Fox this season.

What is My early twenties, Alex?

“I had too much to drink and sent inappropriate texts... I behaved badly towards nice people...I’m embarrassed and I apologize... I honestly can’t remember half of it but that’s no excuse.”

*le sigh*

Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is the biggest wanker in the Premier League.

For the 2016/17 season, would be awesome to get an English writer to do, “Why Your Team Sucks - EPL”. I don’t think an American could really do it justice on getting the pulse of the fan bases (especially outside the top 6 or so). It’s the best way to get to a know a club/team when someone is crapping all over it.

If we’re doing this:

I was driving over that bridge yesterday. Saw that someone hit the inside barrier and screwed up the fencing pretty bad on top of the concrete, must have been a Browns fan after listening to 92.3 The Fan that day. lol

Or in terms of the SEC:

Nah, Newcastle will be like 12th. They signed a couple of studs, will score a bunch of goals, still have a leaky defense, and Mike Ashley will still laugh at everyone.

“Ideally, he’s a placeholder for a year or two to mentor Johnny Manziel...”

As a Spurs fan all I can say is don’t pick Tottenham.