Internet man is ANGRY!!!!1!

Right now in Bristol, they are salivating. They can't wait to say Johnny Football at least five times for each broadcast. And, oh, Jon Gruden just wet his pants in delight.

Is damage control not a thing in St. Louis?

So true. Same thing I took away from this... The fact he suicides in a dumpster says two things to me. 1) he thought of himselve as trash same as everything in there with him and 2) he didn't want to be found.

Paul Bryant Jr. made this fairly clear in 2011 when he shot down plans for a new on-campus stadium.

Dear SimuLord,

And that's what Thanksgiving's all about. Thanks for the ad hate. Hit the Macy's Parade next. It deserves it.

"Truly nothing on television is more worthy of scorn than this horrible, cruel family!"

........................I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Tampa is also good because Stand Your Ground covers firing cannons at neighbors' houses.

While the commercial is indeed shit, I'd like to give honorable mention for worst NFL commercial to the Bud Light ad with the "world's biggest Bucs fan" who "Buc'd out" his house, who gets "surprised" by Warren Sapp and the Bucs "cheerleaders" showing up at the home which features a god damn pirate ship in the…

You read an entire article about football, just to write run-on sentences about being above it all?

This is how Cowboys fans are usually born. Rest is nonsense. No Eagle fan is birthing "Bengal babies". EVER.

Oh God he's coming to the Jets.

See? A man professing his love for another man IS a distraction. QED.

This is why I still watch football.

David Tyree would like to talk to you about something

I'd say yes, he definitely did bend it.

Being a Giants fan, aside, that was the greatest catch I've ever seen.

This is why I only follow Nerdy Nine athletics