Our QB is being investigated by the SEC. And, no, not that one.

How was "Jameis Got Into Yale" ignored? TRAVESTY

"My Mom thinks I'm enrolled here!" Personal favorite

Abolish The Forward Pass

"Why would I cheat with a Chili's waitress? Have you seen my wife? She's a Swedish Bikini model."
- Tiger Woods

I have personally gone to strip clubs with my husband, because we like the atmosphere.

[Racehorses Gentlemen's Club]

Coke tastes better when it's $8 a glass.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

Your getting to worked up over nothing.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

And it prevents me having to go to the bar since the Eagles game will be on TV!

Great moments in hot dog cannibalism.

Yes. I would love if they went back to the early-90's unis. USC is always the best looking team in the Pac-12 because they found something that works and stuck with it.

Old man sports take: sports uniforms should be as plain and simple as possible and not messed with and must actually include your team's colors - the fact that my Washington Huskies wear all black and all white uniforms now makes me want to throw things. Acceptable unfiorms include, but are not limited to: 49ers,…

It made the rounds again on one of the movie channels and I saw it for the first time in forever. It still holds up pretty well. I had forgotten how funny the dialog was. "Okay, but you can't say, 'I felt horny.' You have to say something like, 'I felt...moved.'"

And then that jingle gets stuck in your head. SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS!

Holy cow - I have not even *thought* of that move since 1990. In the late 80s, Roxanne was on HBO at least 15 times a month. Right along with "Troop Beverly Hills" and "Real Genius."

SANCHEZ: I'm afraid of worms, Roxanne! Worms!

The "why" is because it's still such a new option. Maybe Mudiay being a top-5 pick will change some agents' and players' minds, but right now there's not enough evidence about the effect on a player's draft stock. Jennings did it and went 10 despite having a terrible season in Italy; Jeremy Tyler played poorly in…