Love in the backseat of a van getting ruined by poor timing: the story of my prom night

Nobody comes to basketball games to watch old rich dudes sit in a skybox.

Lebron's agent looks really good for his 2 year deal. When that re-opens, with this new mountain of cash, Lebron can simply ask for everything. In other words: "Senior Partner and Managing Director of the Cleveland Caveliers"

No. You shouldn't have specified. This three comment series was magic as it is.

This is when you start your blackout binge of joy drinking.

We are stoked (usually for much less)

I should have specified I'm a Titans fan.

Weird. This is normally when I start my blackout binge of shame drinking. What am I supposed to do with the rest of the day? Are people supposed to be happy on Sunday? Very confusing.

Somewhere in that room, Manziel is texting LeBron looking for advice on dance moves

What? They are not Super Bowl contenders but they have been in every game and are .500. I'd be pretty stoked id I was a Browns fan right now.

I'm a true Browns fan: I don't believe they've actually won until I sober up. I get these hallucinations, you see. It happens when the water for your bourbon and branch comes from the mighty Cuyahoga.

The new Cardiac Kids, this is just fun to watch.

All 4 games have been crazy so far. Hoyer has done really well. Getting Gordon back will be huge for us.

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

Sorry Samer this should be filed to Reauxmance actually.

Pretty sure we won the game, though. That's a good feeling.

I know, just pointing out that the scouting report isn't that racist. People are so god damn sensitive about everything

Listen buddy, Cleveland takes a lot of abuse here on Deadspin and I think we're generally pretty good sports about it... But don't you dare associate Cleveland with Skyline Chili. Kentucky already has Cincinnati's airport, and as far as I'm concerned, they can have the rest.