Pep Hamilton sucks. We have Andrew Luck, but lets run Trent Richardson up the middle on every first down.

The only "true" Colts' fans are Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer, and they aren't even real.

Whoa hey, you mean a football team out there wants to win a Super Bowl? GTFO. That's such a remarkable new perspective—I feel like I'm seeing football in a whole new way.

I would argue that Marvin Harrison is a way more competent version of Aaron Hernandez, seeing as how they haven't been able to charge him with anything even though we all know he's running a mob out of his Philly car wash.

This. The comparison to Wade and Bosh is nonsense because Love is one player. On a team with one player. His numbers playing in that shitshow are just remarkable.

Love is widely consisted an elite player, more akin to a younger Wade (reputation-wise, not position-wise) than to Bosh's rep (again, reputation and skill level, not compared to position) when the Big 3 in Miami signed. He was the third-biggest prize of this offseason, after Lebron and Carmelo. The biggest also…

Cleveland is now a "Destination City". Let us all reflect on our lives and how we ended up here

That will mean a lot when the Cavs still win by 30

Good for Cleveland. Those people and that city deserve a championship. Screw you, coastal elitists.

I was at the game, my first time seeing the guy (and Fulham) in person. He certainly isn't short on charisma. Both of his teams are pretty much trash right now, but he's definitely sold me on his ability to turn them around.

Wait, is Winn Dixie still around?!

And sometimes it can take decades to pick out the right name, just ask Fausto Carmona.

Jerry Jones becomes more and more like Buck Strickland with every passing season.

No one told me when I left Chicago to move to Texas that this wouldn't be available. I feel like it should have been part of the Real Estate disclosure docs.

A bar in my neighborhood recently started serving Schlitz on tap which is pretty rare around here. It's pretty good and at $2 a pint the price is right.

Imagine the cameo appearances... And from history even... John D. Rockefeller, richest man in the world. Drew Carey of the Price is Right. John Heisman, from the trophy. Bone ThugzNHarmony. Alan Freed and the Rock and Roll HOF. Carl B. Stokes, first African American Mayor of a major city. Rev. Heinrich Christian…

Man that's a plate of sadness no man should ever have to eat.

Thanks Drew! This is the only part of the NFL season I look froward to! (Bills and Browns fan, so. well, you know...)

Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…