it would be the best thing that ever happened. all the uptight sports radio guys across the country would be trying to gobsmacked

Yea heaven forbid he brings it every single game and they win a Super Bowl.

Come on, man. OBVIOUSLY cokeheads don't murder people.

I'm cheering for him to booze, screw, and ball hard on the field to a title just to fuck with the "Patriot-way" folks at ESPN.

"O'er the Water of Cleve, its mirrored surface doth deceive.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

Seconded. He was a one-and-done anyway, and why not? If his family needs to be taken care of, then more power to him.

Good for him. Make that money.

The dedication to detail is what impresses me. The Stormtrooper armor on the left is of the finest kind, plus that's the best John Kruk impersonator I've ever seen.

HEY

I actually live 5 miles away from where he was born. What do Rollie Fingers, Dean Martin, Traci Lords, Jimmy the Greek, and Wu-Tang have in common? Steubenville, Ohio.

here's a good'un. In 1884, Charlie Radbourne won 59 games. His WAR was a little over 19. So that's what it would take for a pitcher to match LeBron's impact—start half your team's games, and win almost all your starts.

Curler LeBron, and I can die happy.

if Lebron ends up going back to Cleveland, ESPN will have to lay off more staffers so they can have a set in Cleveland. (Surprised Deadspin hasn't done an article on how green-screeny the new set looks to follow up their series last year)

Me too - signed, Asdrubal Cabrera

"the Cleveland Indians pulled off an unusual, exciting triple play on the Dodgers tonight."

Been there, done that. - Signed, Bill Wambsganss