"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." — Abraham Lincoln, some sources say Mark Twain.

In Ohio, it's any motorized vehicle, which includes riding lawnmowers and golf carts. It actually happened to a guy I know who was driving his John Deere in the street.

How could I forget? The Cleveland Browns' white jersey/pants combo from the 80s. I really wish that the Browns would go back to this for road games. They even spent about four years as the home uniforms, mostly under Marty Schottenheimer.

Agree 100% with USC's unis, especially their home ones. I'm watching them now. Notre Dame goes out there in a couple of weeks and that's always a classic uniform matchup, especially now that Notre Dame has the helmets that just seem to snap under the lights of a night game.

I see someone's from Western New York. You guys are good people. Hello.

It's actually my favorite Steve Martin movie.

#oldmantakes

That's why it needs it.

Well done, but needs more Yuengling.

I saw Kluber pitch in his last start of the season. He was virtually automatic the entire second half — that start was eight innings, 11 strikeouts, and the Indians won, 1-0.

Um, Mr. Burke, Arizona State is doing just about everything they can to blow a huge lead right now.

What does it say about a "bad" 6-3 Browns team taking a 5-3-1 Bengals team to the woodshed? On the road? On national television?

Ah, yes, the obligatory "Cleveland Sucks" post.

My fantasy QBs are Cam Newton and Andy Dalton. I also picked second in my draft and took Adrian Peterson.

Nah. If that theory were true, the Cavaliers would win 60+, then crap all over themselves in the playoffs.

Clevelanding? I didn't even know that was a verb and I'm from here.

Uncle Drew! Wes! Together again!

I'm 45, have taken selfies, and could care less if others do it.

I really wonder how Cleveland will act. Do we explode in a moment of sublime, awe-inspiring joy that will show everyone in America that this is how you properly celebrate a professional sports championship?

Dammit, beat me to it. Although I posted my Morgantown-couch joke above.