"Burning a couch? We do it better." — Morgantown, West Virginia.

And the generation before that, 49 years ago, Sandy Koufax.

Sometimes I miss the old Palace on the Prairie. It was really no further away from town than the Palace of Auburn Hills for Detroit.

Yes. It really happened. Of course, the Cavaliers also retired Nate Thurmond's jersey, even though Nate was at the end of his career and only played in Cleveland for 2 seasons.

Something stronger than beer. At Ole Miss, the coeds often have a concoction called a Pink Panty Dropper.

He's just saving the spot for the tailgate Tuesday night.

Yep. I had a lot of friends from Cincinnati in college. I've tried to like Cincy chili, but I just can't do it.

I know that Notre Dame has rules, called parietals, regarding when girls can be in a guy's room, and vice versa. No overnights. I don't think there are any such rules when a student is out of school, and the Irish are apparently on fall break (the football team is off this week). Bet Brian Kelly gives him a good…

This is an indictment of the Jags, not the Browns. The Browns are fun to watch now.

I still watch the original Red Dawn at least once a year. It might well be the greatest popcorn flick ever made. You know it's a completely unbelievable premise, especially in post-Cold War America (before we found out the Russians were completely bankrupting themselves trying to keep up with our military hardware),…

I remember that game. It was in Tampa, and the Rams shut out the Bucs, 9-0, to advance to Super Bowl XIV. Three Frank Corral field goals.

I wish Pat the Patriot could be brought back permanently. But there are too many people in New England who associate Pat with the mostly losing years of the 70s and 80s, not to mention old Foxboro/Sullivan/Schaefer Stadium, the world's largest high school stadium.

And scored only 34 in those two games. The Rams were shut down about as much as they could have been.

Packers, but they've worn the same set for over 50 years. To properly answer your question, though, I'd say the Bills. That shade of blue with the white helmet and the charging buffalo is pretty sweet.

That was the first thought that went through my head.

I'm not sure which injury was worse — Cruz's or Alex Mack's broken leg yesterday in Cleveland. However, it's great to know that both teams have their teammate's back.

Uncle Drew and Wes. Yes!

Nancy Grace. What an awful, horrible human being.

That's pretty much what happened the last time, except I think the revenue percentage was actually reduced. The players really got hosed.

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