Well done, but needs more Yuengling.

I saw Kluber pitch in his last start of the season. He was virtually automatic the entire second half — that start was eight innings, 11 strikeouts, and the Indians won, 1-0.

Um, Mr. Burke, Arizona State is doing just about everything they can to blow a huge lead right now.

What does it say about a "bad" 6-3 Browns team taking a 5-3-1 Bengals team to the woodshed? On the road? On national television?

Ah, yes, the obligatory "Cleveland Sucks" post.

My fantasy QBs are Cam Newton and Andy Dalton. I also picked second in my draft and took Adrian Peterson.

Nah. If that theory were true, the Cavaliers would win 60+, then crap all over themselves in the playoffs.

Clevelanding? I didn't even know that was a verb and I'm from here.

Uncle Drew! Wes! Together again!

I'm 45, have taken selfies, and could care less if others do it.

I really wonder how Cleveland will act. Do we explode in a moment of sublime, awe-inspiring joy that will show everyone in America that this is how you properly celebrate a professional sports championship?

Dammit, beat me to it. Although I posted my Morgantown-couch joke above.

"Burning a couch? We do it better." — Morgantown, West Virginia.

And the generation before that, 49 years ago, Sandy Koufax.

Sometimes I miss the old Palace on the Prairie. It was really no further away from town than the Palace of Auburn Hills for Detroit.

Yes. It really happened. Of course, the Cavaliers also retired Nate Thurmond's jersey, even though Nate was at the end of his career and only played in Cleveland for 2 seasons.

Something stronger than beer. At Ole Miss, the coeds often have a concoction called a Pink Panty Dropper.

He's just saving the spot for the tailgate Tuesday night.

Yep. I had a lot of friends from Cincinnati in college. I've tried to like Cincy chili, but I just can't do it.

I know that Notre Dame has rules, called parietals, regarding when girls can be in a guy's room, and vice versa. No overnights. I don't think there are any such rules when a student is out of school, and the Irish are apparently on fall break (the football team is off this week). Bet Brian Kelly gives him a good…