Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Sink your essence so deeply into your chosen profession that your chosen life partner becomes a distant smudge of color on the horizon. Wave to it sometimes. Mention it sometimes. Allow it to make noises at you, but do not allow it to stop you from becoming Emperor of Job, Titan of Industry, Leader of People.

Honey, i shrunk Rob Ford.

this is how most christians feel when they’ve ordered coffee from starbucks

I mean, you’re not technically wrong. I just...really have a hard time finding any fucks to give. Dude was talking shit and clearly turned to confront a guy and talk more shit, hands out, female away. Again, not saying it’s right...just that if one Tommy Toughnuts actually punches the other Tommy, as you call them,…

This play is how anyone reading this should remember him - a hell of a player and, more than that, as a great, unselfish, passionate teammate.

Yeah, ligandrol is a SARM that gym-goers that don’t want to go full steroids or GH use now that pro-hormones are banned and illegal. Supposedly, natural test shutdown isn’t as bad on it. However, it is also not nearly as effective as steroids or testosterone injections, yet still illegal.

Apparently, he was stuck in traffic.

Something something Caitlyn Jenner.

Such incredible ignorance to so insultingly paint an entire gender with such a broad brush.

Clearly he meant Asian women.

To me, it’s kind of like the difference between baseball and soccer. If I walk past my local park, I almost always see a group of people playing soccer. After all, it’s easy. You get a ball, a certain number of folk and have at it. Everyone runs after the ball and has a whale of a time.

In related news, the Vatican Cinnabon franchise, PapalBon, has seen a 60% increase in web traffic.

I don’t think this is AH but let a man dream.

First Toke with Skip Jayliss and Stephen A. Spliff.

Hello Mudda

He’s like Chris Farley but not fat

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…