Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

There was a brief argument over which game to play in the locker room, but obviously Cooler Heads prevailed.

We now go LIVE to the 14-year old version of myself for a reaction....

He’s the hero New York deserves, but not a hero with knees right now.

He also owns Jackie Treehorn’s house from the Big Lebowski: http://jamesfgoldstein.com/?page_id=881

The man is throwing children over 16 foot fences into yards and garages? He’s throwing children AT children in sandboxes?

“JFK-neat”

But even without environmental abnormalities, Rio’s water has proven time and time again to be composed mostly of garbage and disease.

Obligatory:

Mickey Mouse on the call!

And here I thought K-Pop could never get you to second base.

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

That’s a lovely hot tub enclosure. +1 for starting DeadsPintrest

I’m going to go home and hope that no more Plumlees got into my attic.

Clearly, it’s an expression of his angst of living in a post-polar world where the glacier below sea level is nothing but a rainbow created by water where ice once was. Perhaps, Tom, you should stick with a medium that resonates with you more. I hear Transformers part 5 is being released soon

“Meesa gotta be protectin’ the Shield!” - Rar-Jar Goodell

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

How good is Kawhi? Nancy Kerrigan has been moaning his name for over 20 years.